That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
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