dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
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