mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Randomize
