Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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