yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
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