Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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