a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Come see our sink grown plant.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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