So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
This house was built for laser tag.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
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