Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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