i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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