she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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