whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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