no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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