ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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