Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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