ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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