It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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