I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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