I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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