Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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