Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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