did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
He uses pillows to masturbate.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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