she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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