just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
