Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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