Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
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