dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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