Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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