Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
It's just like the Real World with babies
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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