Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Who died my cat blue again?
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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