We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize
