Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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