Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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