Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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