it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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