to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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