Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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