i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
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