is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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