i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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