Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
