3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
I'm really into asian looking animals
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
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