I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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