No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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