Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
