Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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