Already got asked if we're dating
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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