can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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