I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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