so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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