i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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