Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
Randomize
