wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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