if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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