She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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