just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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