One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
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